Tits Malone the puppet master
What can I tell you about the short guy/ tall girl complex that you don't know about me....Again, my valiant attempts to be rogered senseless by even an average sized man seem hopeless...Why do midgets find me sooooooo irresistible? Is it the tits? Is it a "mamma" thing?On Friday night (cheap drinks at my usual watering hole) you would think that I would find at least one guy drunk enough to take me home and bend me over the sofa...but noooooooooo, I end up talking to someone so short I had to squat to hear his high pitched elfish voice...we chatted and he gives me his card...now he will not leave me alone...In all seriousness, he would be like fucking a puppet...but after all these years, should I just give up the fight for a normal sized lover and go for the knee-grabber?
Votes of confidence and/or running commentary to the usual address
Votes of confidence and/or running commentary to the usual address
posted by Tits Malone at 9:05 a.m.
1 Comments:
Give the guy a break, if he likes you and you don't mind, why not? Someday some tall prince will come for you, but until then why not get some good Karma and be this guy's tall princess? You lose nothing as long as he's not crazy, and at least he got you to talk to him despite a severe disadvantage. Think of how hard things must be for him too.
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