Slide baby slide

This is my slide into "Cougardom" strategy....

Lots of:
Yoga
Bellydancing
Global attempts at getting laid (I am on an internationally focused mission - attention Irish lads, your number is up!)

Plenty of:

Postive re-enforcement of boys that attempt to chat me in bars if they can fit in one or more of these categories: attractive enough to conceive of screwing in the harsh light of day without massive amounts of self-hatred and/or vodka, no apparent signs of mental disorders, a solid committment to oral hygene, not born in the eighties (but I am flexible on this point - hence my pending cougardom)

Time well spent in proper lingerie stores buying properly fitted whorish looking bras that ACTUALLY fit these bloody huge spaniel's ears of mine....

Saturday mornings spent drinking coffee, smoking pot and watching those hot, hot Premiership boys running around..(Go Reds!)

Generous Sprinklings of:

Swearing and/or telling well-timed, filthy jokes
Cooking classes and then showing my friends
Contributions to charity and my RRSP
Artistic endeavours...including knitting (I know, I fucking knit ok! I admit it!)
Recycling, including clothing that no longer fits (charity or to friends)
Redecorating (those cupboards have to go!)
Learning to use more power tools

Basically how I live now...only with added power tool skills