Celt vs Celt : Ireland 1 Scotland 0

I have been meaning to give a brief synopsis of my flirty tours of Ireland and Scotland.

Edinburgh

Edinburgh is a beautiful, beautiful city and I loved walking around. I want to give the city a second chance, I really do. However, despite the bare-assed kilt wearing tendencies the boys seem to suffer from the “giving her the eye” as opposed to "giving her one" syndrome.

Meaning that they, like their English cousins, spend their free time in pubs staring at girls instead of opening their mouths and flirting with the object of their desire. By the time their confidence is running at full steam, the five or six pints they had to drink to pluck up the courage has turned that oh-so-witty pick up line into a long, mushy sounding case of verbal diarrhea.

Which is a damn shame.

I was really looking forward to having a bit of a knee trembler while leaning against some ancient stone wall or at the very least hoisted against a tree…hell, I would settle for the back of the pub

Such a class act…mother will be pleased

Ireland
Those fucking Irish men.

Thank god for them really.