Lord Simcoe Day...or lets take a day off in August everyone
Lord Simcoe Day
Well, if we can celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday for delivering us our capital city Ottawa (look how that place turned out) the best way of celebrating a bullshit holiday - based on yet another repressed, inbred, aristocratic Limey - was to spend it naked by a pool.
And for once, getting my tits out had that extra special meaning ...and in true Tits style and with a tip of a glass, the day had nudity, great company, great food and lots and lots of sunscreen...40Fs need plenty of coverage (not unlike the UK)
You have to hand it to those Limey bastards. They all seem to manage to be born in a great summer or late spring month (what a coincidence). And where would we be without a pukefest May 24 (cheers Vicky!) or Lord Simcoe (otherwise known as Civic)
Lord Simcoe....actually deserves a bit of respect. He abolished slavery within Upper Canada by 1810 and established Fort York as a capital which would become Toronto. And if that hadn't happened what the fuck would I have to complain about...
Other than:
Hockey (Leaf fans)
TTC (an embarrassment)
Every loser that stands me up or shows up on a first date wearing a disco coloured plastic visor, a Hawiian shirt, Burmuda shorts and tube socks (but drew the line at sandles)
Well, if we can celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday for delivering us our capital city Ottawa (look how that place turned out) the best way of celebrating a bullshit holiday - based on yet another repressed, inbred, aristocratic Limey - was to spend it naked by a pool.
And for once, getting my tits out had that extra special meaning ...and in true Tits style and with a tip of a glass, the day had nudity, great company, great food and lots and lots of sunscreen...40Fs need plenty of coverage (not unlike the UK)
You have to hand it to those Limey bastards. They all seem to manage to be born in a great summer or late spring month (what a coincidence). And where would we be without a pukefest May 24 (cheers Vicky!) or Lord Simcoe (otherwise known as Civic)
Lord Simcoe....actually deserves a bit of respect. He abolished slavery within Upper Canada by 1810 and established Fort York as a capital which would become Toronto. And if that hadn't happened what the fuck would I have to complain about...
Other than:
Hockey (Leaf fans)
TTC (an embarrassment)
Every loser that stands me up or shows up on a first date wearing a disco coloured plastic visor, a Hawiian shirt, Burmuda shorts and tube socks (but drew the line at sandles)
Ugly condos destroying the waterfront
Pigeons
West Nile mosquitoes
"Where do you work" as an introduction
ditto for "what do you do" or "what firm do you work for"
Pigeons
West Nile mosquitoes
"Where do you work" as an introduction
ditto for "what do you do" or "what firm do you work for"
Anyone who thinks that the city continues beyond Eglinton (mistaken)
Most people with a telephone number that begins 905
Certain CBC personalities that need to be bitch slapped for a variety of cheese crimes...at least Mansbridge has the balls to be bald and boring at the same time...
Straight men that wear baby pink (although not exclusive to Toronto)
Certain CBC personalities that need to be bitch slapped for a variety of cheese crimes...at least Mansbridge has the balls to be bald and boring at the same time...
Straight men that wear baby pink (although not exclusive to Toronto)
posted by Tits Malone at 6:24 p.m.
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