Ottawa: Spent a year there in just 48 short hours

Have you ever had a dreamy dream about a city, run by an army of sexually repressed, cyborg accountants with small cocks?

If yes, get your ass to Ottawa...because baby, paradise awaits

Those of you with genitalia and mental faculties intact...go for the museums and then boot it over to Montreal before the overwhelming vanilla of the place makes your brain (and possibly other bits) shrivel...